The life of a three toed cow...

Is a very complicated one... 

So many days spent relaxing in the sun chewing a good cud... 

Wait, did you hear that?

Oh never mind, it's nothing... 

Like I was saying, so many days relaxing in the sun, thinking about what delicious thing you'll eat next... who you can boss around...

If only I had a bell... a bell I could ring for service... a bell that would make my servants come running... hmmm... 

Flavious: I'm here Izzie, I heard your call... 

Flavious: Your wish is my command... you want a cookie?

Izzie: Mmmm... no. No cookie.

Flavious: Do you want a kiss? 

Izzie: Ah, to be Queen. It's rough, with the little people always wanting to give you kisses and shower you with affection... 

Flavious: She loves me, I know it!